making boys think i like video games so they will invite me over to play and i’ll knock them out and steal all their video games and sell them to gamestop so i can buy cute clothes
(via the-lonely-scottish-guy)
making boys think i like video games so they will invite me over to play and i’ll knock them out and steal all their video games and sell them to gamestop so i can buy cute clothes
(via the-lonely-scottish-guy)
one day i’m going to stop complaining and that’s when i’m going to die
(via cinnamonandorange)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza
(via radacul)
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what happened to you
everyone: are you sick
me: IT'S MY FACE
i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture
(via awkward-disaster)
